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Tag: stacy’s mom is a california gurl apparently

Posted on Jan 21, 2024

Year in Review 2023: Music, Part 2

It's got space, it's got chill vibes, it's also got a few intense vibes, it's got all the feelings, and it's got mushrooms.

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Tags

  • "High technoooology!" (to the tune of Mel Brookes' "High Anxiety")
  • "Part of it!" is still one of the funniest lines ever
  • #bubblegate
  • #content?
  • #Cordlumbo
  • #JamesAcasterIsFromBetelgeuse
  • #KillTobyYouCowards
  • #nerdingoutonmusic
  • #notmyirobot
  • $torytime
  • (for midterms)
  • (I may have exaggerated how good Scary Pockets is)
  • (the pools)
  • ...actual art?
  • ...HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAY!
  • 2 different shades of tan
  • a barely functioning stressed out husk of a human being
  • a circle is just a polygon with a lot of sides
  • ACSLogo
  • a haunch of venison well hugged
  • ah the Australia of it all
  • aka that dream about a train part 1
  • aka that dream about a train part 2
  • alcoholism
  • all aboard the hype train choo choo
  • all bow before the algorithm
  • all i do is frivol
  • all reet all reet
  • all the cool kids call it drug-taking right?
  • also I just remembered Disney is the reason EA was allowed to make Battlefront in the first place so...
  • also the whole album is great you should check it out
  • alt title: that time I almost got fired and then got promoted
  • and if no one is Chevy Chase then everyone is Chevy Chase
  • and now he's more famous than Hugh Laurie
  • and see you want to make a "disco inferno" joke but they beat you to it
  • and then other stuff happens
  • an ennui mood
  • a poem a day keeps the doctor away unless the poem is trash
  • Aragorn is a Mary Sue
  • a skeleton of law would a good name for a book
  • a sketch about nothing
  • ask not what the poem is doing for the line break but what the line break is doing for the poem for you
  • a sour and fidgety frustration
  • at best
  • attention is currency in the marketplace of ideas
  • a very 2020-202? kinda mood
  • a well-hammered militia
  • backlashaganza
  • bazinga
  • because obviously nothing up to this point has been nerdy
  • BENjambment
  • BenJammi-wait wrong Benjamin
  • BenJammin
  • bill nihilism the we're all gonna die guy
  • black hole pensioners would be a great band name
  • blame bill watterson
  • Books
  • borderlands is a great palate cleanser if you like cleansing your palate with heroin
  • boy I sure had things to say about the Mean Girls remake
  • brack obama
  • Brussels sprouts
  • but also also also also
  • but also capitalism sucks
  • but also imperialism sucks
  • but also our education system sucks
  • but also ubisoft sucks
  • but also we should be critical of institutions that declare themselves arbiters of cultural significance
  • but i prefer noogies
  • can turtles even hold pens don't they have flippers
  • can you tell i've been rewatching m*a*s*h?
  • can you tell this started as satire and then I tricked myself into being earnest
  • Carlos Danger
  • charmingly inadequate
  • cheese and saxophones
  • class solidarity
  • Cliff Clavin was right
  • COEF
  • crying at work like a not boss bosses dont cry they have all the money
  • cry ov4r me
  • Cs get degrees
  • dailyprompt
  • dailyprompt-1935
  • death comes for us all
  • Death of the Author's Brother's Actions That May or May Not be Deserving of Criticism and also His Feelings About This Whole Situation
  • death of the death of the author's author
  • dip your paws in my chili
  • does it count if you're renting and also have a roommate
  • Doing A Thing
  • doing good is gooder than doing bad
  • don't be a harry be a ted
  • don't question the logistics of the rug-pulling metaphor
  • don't buy this game
  • drop-kicking elves
  • drunkenly arguing about sharks
  • elephants
  • en fait c'est un pipe
  • essays about critical essays about essays about criticism
  • except you
  • Experiments in Logo
  • extermin—i mean unionize
  • farts on the wind of bad storytelling
  • Faulkner
  • feels like it would be pretty tasteless to do funny tags for this
  • floppy arms
  • for what it's worth I do feel a little bad about that joke
  • french vanilla nuclear apocalypse
  • friends don't let friends farm blood echoes
  • froutput
  • fuck microsoft
  • funpressing
  • geometric little trees
  • get it because that's the name of the character in the thing
  • get rid of copyright (this text is copyright)
  • Ghüs!
  • give me those big philosophy bucks
  • god bless us every one except slightly less tiny tom he's trying to steal my gimmick with that broken arm the jerk
  • going to the bathroom saves the day again
  • googlism
  • guess which ones I read for school
  • hah tricked ya
  • happy birthday kirsten
  • hello world
  • here come the care bears waltzing through my bubble
  • hexagons are the bestagons
  • hilarious in a sad way
  • hip-hopera
  • honestly if he'd been a balrog I might respect them more
  • housekeeping
  • i'm not making soul sex a tag
  • I'm not sure if that bridge metaphor holds up
  • I am also a nerd in case that wasn't extremely clear
  • i am a snobby idiot but also i am quite clever
  • I am no longer in Act 3 of BG3
  • I call my son Tater Tot
  • I didn't plan on reading DFW's full bibliography it's just kind of happening
  • I did not collect all the strawberries
  • I done did some words
  • I finally figured out how to embed Bandcamp tracks
  • if nobody makes you do it it counts as fun
  • if you don't like that ending I've got three more
  • if you have been I wonder why
  • if you lie to me you will get eaten by wolves now to go to sleep or santa won't bring you any presents
  • i have very specific complaints
  • incredibly unconvincing and shallow
  • in my head he's James Earl Jones
  • in which I compare music to salmon
  • in which I fully commit to taking pop music seriously
  • is it Spider-Mans or Spiders-Man?
  • is north korea a thing?
  • it's a duck-blur
  • it's kind of like a christmas card...in march
  • it's weird how a lot of my reviews of games I liked are mostly complaining
  • it'll be really confusing when they release the special edition of Cyberpunk 2077 in 2077 but it's v2.020
  • it's nothing to fax home about
  • I think i cribbed that move from Shane Koyczan
  • i think there is actually an i or two in there
  • it might end up being terribly but i love the idea of it
  • it shits
  • i will never make up my mind about how to alphabetize these
  • Jesus hates your high school dances
  • Jethro Tull you know the farmer
  • Jinx you owe me a guilty vote
  • just good people killin' nazis
  • justice for genre fiction
  • kafkaesque bureaucratic nightmare
  • Keith "Keith David" David
  • labour
  • less math more vibes
  • life is good(?)
  • Logo
  • mayonnaise
  • merely clever
  • mere spoons and forks
  • millenials are killing blaming millenials
  • mmm sci-fi cake
  • more like boyesbos amirite?
  • more like the sucksial network amirite?
  • most cases of electronic sterility have been linked to cocaine
  • Movies
  • Music
  • my faves are problematic
  • narrator: thus began his J-pop phase
  • not-so-funny bone
  • not as strange a discontinuity as that episode of cheers where sam is sitting in one shot then standing in the next
  • not circles
  • not even one catapult filled with skulls
  • not penny's boat...or is it?
  • not sponsored by Mega Mango
  • no you underthink things
  • nuclear armageddon
  • obviously no one cares but my anxiety doesn't know that
  • obvious metaphors
  • Oh captain my captain
  • oh hey I got something published
  • oh hey Oh Pep!
  • oh no i used epigraphs
  • ooh secret project wonder if that will ever actually exist (probably not)
  • oops I forgot I have work tomorrow
  • oops I swear in this one
  • order now and get additional speech absolutely free
  • oulipo eat your heart out
  • Paris
  • peter. bonerz.
  • peter bonerz
  • Philawsophy
  • plane train and other assorted vehicles
  • Politics
  • posturing
  • prettygoodforawarcriminal
  • probably there are better essays about this
  • punks?
  • random grab bag of goodness
  • really I know nothing about DeLillo
  • RIP Scooter
  • rise of skywalker is a bad movie is the joke
  • robot emus are the best emus
  • sandworms and stuff
  • self-indulgent footnotes
  • semantic satiation
  • seriously play metroid fusion
  • seriously whose last name is strange
  • shakespeare said give me a million dollars
  • shells weren't in the book
  • shoegaze's uncle is ELO
  • shrink aRAY? get it? 'cause shrink ray?
  • Simply Cyberpunk
  • Skittle-flavored funtime paper
  • smash that vote button
  • so attacked and yet so catered to
  • social media for fish
  • some coincidences demand a poem
  • spot the incomplete thought
  • stacy's mom is a california gurl apparently
  • swampedelic
  • tactical gardening
  • Thanksgiving
  • that's what you get when you don't have vowels
  • that's kyllo with two ls
  • that all-important "Jewish women in their 60s" demographic
  • the best Annie
  • the cashew butter ended up going really well with my veggie burger for lunch
  • the drones were the thing i forgot those stupid drones
  • theeeeeemes
  • the essay is in fact about me
  • the eternal cliffhanger
  • the eyes are teeth that see
  • the goats are not robots
  • the jank is strong with this one
  • the meat of the sandwich is the stuff between the bread
  • The name's Mac. Fleetwood Mac. It all started with a dame named Rhiannon...
  • the only good billionaire is a fictional billionaire and even most of them still suck
  • there's a really funny joke in there for German Wiccans
  • the real rainbow connection was the friends we made along the way
  • there is not enough material in this post to generate a second funny tag
  • there must have been a moment
  • the right to arm...birds?
  • the vibes
  • they've got blenders now
  • they're the same room
  • this is not a funny tag
  • this is only kind of a joke
  • Titanic would be a real mixed bag these days
  • too much effort for a pun
  • too old and sober
  • tri-angles
  • triangles
  • truly it is art
  • tryangles
  • TV
  • UCBLogo
  • underwater in a yurt
  • unfortunately less Scottish
  • Video Games
  • war sucks eat the rich
  • watch the animatrix it's good
  • wereperson? thereperson
  • what even is words
  • who doesn't love mellotron
  • WHY ARE HIS FINGERTIPS HOOVES???
  • why are so many things better in my head than in real life
  • why are these so hard to write
  • winner gets a tshirt that says "i am easily suckered in by unsubtle trophy-hunting mechanics"
  • with great power comes great responsibility™
  • yeah I'm trying to make COEF a thing
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  • yes i did read lunch poems at lunch
  • yes i was legitimately prepared to use an ipod in 2021
  • yes those are my favorite Girl Scout cookies
  • yet
  • Yitzben Ayear
  • yitzben evenmoreofayear
  • yorki is the best
  • You Better Watch Out Because I'm Gonna Say Ludonarrative Dissonance
  • YOU CAN RIDE A MOOSE
  • you gotta watch out for those exploding pianos
  • you know?
  • yup I still watch the blacklist
  • yup I used that Sherlock reference again

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