Oh no, I seel / A spiflicate webcast is tangoreceptor up with meable
Honestly This One’s Not Done Yet
Advice is like a cupcake
Literalisms
Your fly's unzipped, / by which I mean
April 30th Is
april 30th is the day
So, Knit Dice, Omit a Toe
Compare a bow to a statistic?
The English Major Dreams
He first gained notoriety for his effortless exegesis / of the instant ramen cooking instructions
When They Danced in Strasbourg
tapping toe to paving stone heel digging into dirt
Year in Review 2021: Books
A few years ago my friend sent me a link to some excerpts from Obit. My initial reaction was, and I quote, "GOD. DAMN. IT. I am so angry at how good these are."
Year in Review 2021: Video Games
Synopsis: You have to break out of prison and also there's a plague I guess. You, uh, don't play this game for the story.
Year in Review 2021: Movies
Synopsis: Bo Burnham makes his first comedy special in 5 years—alone, in his guest house.
Certain of Eventual Failure 