Those who are healthy, wealthy, and wise
can afford to sleep in once in a while.
Every shot you miss
takes something you don’t have.
Teach a man to fish while he’s starving
and he might die before he gets a bite.
You can fool most of the people most of the time
and those are the people who vote.
Self-hatred buries
you deeper in the ground.
All that’s gold doesn’t glitter.
If you spend all your life
moving small stones
you’ll have never climbed
the mountain.
If you’re already sick, a whole ton of prevention
ain’t worth diddly.
Absence makes you more aware
of a hole that was probably always there.
From “What I Got” by Sublime
to “You’re All That I Have” by Snow Patrol
is but a whole step.
You should probably smell the pudding first
to make sure it hasn’t spoiled.
You absolutely can fight city hall. On an unrelated note,
it’s never been easier to learn how to make molotov cocktails.
A penny saved is a penny not spent
on food, rent, utilities, clothes,
transportation, taxes, childcare,
medical bills, or loan repayments.
Children should be neither seen nor heard—
They should be assassins.
Certain of Eventual Failure 